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kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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richwhitelesbian:

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

shinysquartle:

lms if you want a relationship like this

shinysquartle:

lms if you want a relationship like this

kixxinq:

Moon rise captured over Los Angeles 

kixxinq:

Moon rise captured over Los Angeles 

adrians:

thought I’d try this out

shota-nuggets:

personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase 

eatmydeck:

hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

So a squirrel a whale and a sponge meet for the first time

booksarefornerds:

so there was a video of this girl on facebook and

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