maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods
Maybe you’re pregnant
I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex
maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist
the most likely explanation
So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.
- It’s a mug
- When you put hot liquid in it
- It changes from solid black
yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school
lms if you want a relationship like this
Moon rise captured over Los Angeles
thought I’d try this out
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.
lmao i love this soo much
I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.
So a squirrel a whale and a sponge meet for the first time
so there was a video of this girl on facebook and